World's Easiest Poached Eggs — ross cooks things — Ross Yoder
If I had to guess the number of poached eggs I’ve totally ruined through the ever popular vortex, or made acidic and inedible courtesy of the vinegar method — honestly, I can’t guess. Lots.
Poached eggs are scary as hell. Of all the ways you could possibly cook an egg, poaching is by no means considered easy. Poached eggs, for me, were a restaurant-only delicacy that I wouldn’t have dared to attempt on my own. Yes, over the years I figured it out, but it wasn’t until recently that it became a go-to breakfast for me.
Enter, the sieve method. I quite literally have no idea where this originated. I even Googled tirelessly in hopes of discovering who the brilliant mind was that came up with this foolproof method that churns out egg after perfect egg… To no avail. This person deserves a Nobel Peace Prize, and nothing less.
Here’s what happens: when you strain each egg through a fine-mesh sieve, you’re allowing all the loose egg whites (which later become the pain-in-your-ass scraggly bits that are impossible to get rid of) to fall off the egg entirely. The egg that you’ll eventually slide into barely-simmering water will stay in one piece, come hell or [boiling] water. Wispy bits, no more!
Why am I so obsessed with this method? For one, this is truly the world’s easiest method for poached eggs. Frankly, and I’ll admit that this is a hot take, there’s less room for error than frying or scrambling. No dry eggs, and no flip-induced yolk emergencies. More time-consuming, but even when I’m cooking breakfast for one I can get a mouth-watering runny egg on top of a blissfully buttery slice of toast in under ten minutes. I’m not lying!
Reason #2: you can make a big ol’ batch of these poached eggs and throw a hell of a brunch party. Sieve your egg, remove to a large bowl, repeat. Fill that bowl as much as you want (they won’t stick together!) and pour them into your simmering water one by one, all at the same time. So long, poached egg vortex!
All this to say, please give this a try, OK? I promise it’s way easier than you think, and it juuuuust might become your go-to breakfast. Plus, we all deserve a little #yolkporn in our lives.